Cher and the apocolypse

To whomever gave me my first two pageviews, you shall forever remain in my heart. you are the instigatots of my diabolical plan, and when the world is in ruins and you are all rats sifting in the rubble, you know who to thanks. those two people who just happened onto my site. Hunt them down, and eat them. better yet, Hunt them down, make them listen to cher, and then eat them. Or would that be a bit too sadistic?