Movie Review: The Hunger Games, Part 1

Just yesterday, I had the spectacular (mis-)fortune of watching the movie adaption of the Hunger Games.

LOOK AT THIS. SHE ISN'T EVEN HOLDING THE DAMN THING PROPERLY.

 I am willing  to be honest with people, I was watching the movie with my 'cynical asshole' glasses on, so things might have been a little different for you. After I met a few friends in the lobby, we went inside, and sat front and center. During the preview of the new Twilight movie, I nearly got kicked out of hte theater for laughing my head off.

When the actual movie started, I still thought that it was a preview, because none, I mean, NONE of the actors they chose were at all similar to anything described in the book. I decided to let it slide, because why not. It was all fine and dandy until this asshole arrived.

Look at his little smug face. I JUST WANNA PUNCH HIM.

By the time the movie was only 20 minutes in, I was cracking up. The only problem is, it was the serious scene. I literally could NOT stop laughing at his bitch face. More like Just Bitcherson. Anyway, the choreography look quite obviously written by Michael Bay, and the entire film seemed to have been shot by Michael J. Fox. More on that here.